Say What?!

SETTING THE STAGE:

Me - I'm in the kitchen cooking dinner, stepping over two kids, getting their trays of food ready, our plates ready, pouring drinks, telling Nolan to stop pulling Kylee's hair, telling Kylee to stop biting Nolan, cleaning up the juice Kylee just spilled, keeping Nolan from touching the hot oven door, and wondering when it's going to get easier.

Ryan - I have no idea what he was doing. All I know is that he was not helping. He then walks into the kitchen at the right moment - when I'm done getting everything ready of course. I ask him to hold Nolan for a minute because at this point I'm doing all of the above plus holding him because he has an ear infection, again. He then disappears with the baby. And then comes back and says "I just took Nolan into the bathroom with me to pee and he said a new word!"

Me - "Really?! What did he say?"

Ryan - "Anaconda!"

Me - I'm still laughing my ass off and it happend an hour ago :-)