Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Pooper Scooper
Kylee hates getting her diaper changed. She always has and usually fights us tooth and nail. If she fights it when she has a shitty diaper, I just stop trying and leave her alone. It's not worth slinging poop all over the floor cause she wont hold still and she constantly kicks me in the stomach over and over again anyway. It doesn't feel very good and often knocks the wind out of me. Besides, when she's fighting like that I can't get her diaper on straight and it looks retarded and usually hangs. So anyhow, when she's ready for a clean diaper she comes and gets me. Usually it is with a diaper and package of wipes in hand. So this morning, she was poopy and I let it go until she was ready. When she came to get me, she was a little whiny like something else was wrong too. While walking from my bedroom to her bedroom I found out what that "something" else was..... some of the poop had come out down the bottom of her pant leg and NOLAN WAS EATING IT!! I should say shoveling it into his mouth!! Holy shit - literally! That was fun to clean. I was shoving wipes into his mouth to clean it out. But really, the damage was already done for the most part. So gross.
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5 comments:
lol even if this is gross i would of loved to c it!!! lol...hilarious!
that is singly the grossest thing i ever heard. and when they are both teenagers, you have a super story to embarrass them with!!
LMAO! That was so gross but so funny that you can't help but laugh out loud! Sounds like someone is ready for the big girl potty!
I have officially heard it ALL now.
Thank you, I am definitely NOT having anymore kids. HAAAAA.
EWWWWW.
AH HA!!! I caught Jayla eating a piece of my dog's poop. I about threw up. Now we are extra cautious with the poops, who would have thought?! A friend of mine said her son once took off his diaper and smeared the poop all over the walls like he was painting. Yep those may be the beginning to the end of diapers and welcome to the big potty.
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